Parenting Jokes :)

Just something funny to share.
Hope ill not be that critical..huhuhuuhuhu~






Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first.


Your Clothes
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
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The Layette
1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, BabySwing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins
1st child: when first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: when 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.
3rd child: when 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!!

Fail to plan is planning to fail~

Salam peeps!!
Selamat hari jumaat again!~

Just to note a small accomplishment for myself. February 2012 marks the month with the most entries I've ever posted!! 28post is a wow for meself..haha.poyo je lebih.a small pat on the back for that.ok lah tu.at least, when the year end comes, I could read what happenned throughout the year, betul x?

Apa maknanya?

Maknanya, zahra xbusy bulan february hahahaha~
Sb tggu kereta dh finalize design then nak launch launch-xlaunch2 lagi.
Then new project macam hidup segan mati xmau..
Macam mana tuh?~

Mujur juga la sb bleh la kita guna masa utk new homey project. and project goyang2 kaki in the office sambil layan baby Z dlm perut tendang brapa kali.heheheheh~
And planning project birthday Iman yg tergendala since 21.02.2012 :)
 
wOOHooo0O!great pleasure bila tak busy :) :) ~








So back with Iman's Birthday preps..i think we should cost down on most plans :'(
Due to restrictions in pocket depth (ade ke istilah ni?), we shall eliminate most plans (--")..as we have triple BIG things happening in the same time.
Entering a new house is money babeh. A new baby is also money (thank you Allah -  hospital Putrajaya is nearby, cheap, and cosy! why do you want to pay more?).
Leaving us quite unbalanced in the end.
Uhuu..sobssobsss (T_T) ~

Love, I owe u a birthday partay!~

Just hoping for some rezeki terpijak to assist us..ade ke yg nak bagi?LHDN xmau bagi refund cepat2 ke?
M2u cepat2 sket yerr.. :) Rezeki birthday party Iman tu *wink*
BTW-lega dh DONE with E-filling.Better late than never-pastu-lupa-pastu bila org lain dpt duit..ko nganga..heheheheh~





Well better if we plan, and if the plan doesn't work out as it should we shift to plan no.2 kan?
Rather than we do not plan at all.ahaaaa~

ok.ok.mommy will try.
soon!~


Love,

Mommy

Good Things are Meant to be shared 04 :: Resipi Minda

Salam Jumaat everyone!

Just to share something I got from good friends who are role model mothers in my office: Pn Roziyah, Pn Shamsiah and Pn Azizah.Bagus juga when u have the opportunity to learn from the seniors.

These moms are senior mommies of 4,5 and 6 :)

Back to the recipe ::

Makanan Minda untuk terangkan hati anak-anak

Blend semua bahan2 ni :

1.       Almonds

2.       Kismis

3.       Minyak Ikan

4.       Kurma

5.       Madu

6.       Habbatus Sauda (Serbuk)

7.       Buah Tin

8.       Ekstrak Daun Zaitun (Olive Oil)

9.       Air Surah Toha

a.       Fatihah (1x)

b.      Surah Toha (Ayat 1-23) – 11x

 

 Minum as often as you wish, better made as breakfast shakes in the morning or as ice blended

 Sukatan adalah ikut sesedap rasa and citarasa anak2. You're the mother :: you know better.

Worth to try. Ikhtiar :)

Berkat doa ibu ni...mustajab!~~

**personally : i think it's good for the mommy as well. mommies yg bekerja kuat memerah otak and mommies yg mudah lupa [like me!] :)

Love, 

Zahra

Argghh...marah sungguh tengok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate this!!
Nak nangis je tgk..ni kekejaman manusia yg terbongkar di sebuah taska di Masai..
Biadap sungguh!!!!!!!!!!! Ikat2 pula!!~
Selutape mulut lagi..ahh those cute lips!!Kesiannya!!~

Sedih tengok..malas nak komen lebih2..Sad but true- this could happen to any child :'(

Ya Allah jauhkan lah anak-anak aku dr segala kekejaman manusia :’(

Amin~~ 

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Finally . . .alhamdulillah!~

26.02.2012 marks the date of keys receival. 
A place to call our own :)